Blue Ribbon Cow Pie.
During the photo shoot for our cover story, an Amish farmer was “udderly” astonished to see the photographer’s daughter pick up and relocate our fresh-from-the-oven turd. Get the recipe.
Bums: Screw 'em all!. See how low a sewer urchin will sink for a half-eaten Quarter Pounder!
BONUS! The online supplement to the uproarious article in Moist #1—“MIDGETS AND WHY WE FEAR THEM”
MOIST OVER E-ZINE